Our first installment of this anonymous, interactive, confessional, quarterly column with Vera Blossom invites readers to share personal stories on a different theme each quarter. This quarter, it’s about love, exes, masturbation, betrayal, and Valentine’s Day. Admit your dirty secrets, cleanse your guilty consciences, and ask for advice!

Feel free to upload notes scratched on napkins, audio, or typed confessions/questions!