Lydia-Mae is a Portland-based dyke-chick who once swore no part of her was straight, but she was lying because the mites on her eyelashes are having wicked-cool hetero-sex inside her hair follicles, and every day she has to live with that reality. You can find her previous work in The Molotov Cocktail and on the backs of her eyelids at night. You can keep up with them at @MaejorL on Instagram.